Pat me on the back, I’m Kristin!

By the time Seth MacFarlane takes the stage of this Oscar broadcast, I'm going to want to kiss the guy, who is to policital correctness what Kristin Chenoweth is to polite discourse. This pre-show couldn't get more self-congratulatory, which I'm hoping doesn't carry over. "Oh my gosh," they say. "I'm getting down on my knees," Chenoweth says. Seriously?