“The Worst (Murderous) Holiday Pageant Ever”
Dec. 8 and 15. Organizing the holiday pageant has always been more of a chore than a joy. Up until this year, the holiday pageant director has only ever thought about murdering some of the cast in a somewhat joking manner when things get stressful. This year, someone has been murdered for real, and it is shaping up to be truly the worst holiday pageant ever! Feel free to dress up in the holiday spirit for this event. Doors open at 6:45 p.m. and the theater begins promptly at 7 p.m. Ticket includes one wine, beer or “house” beverage. A reminder that shows take place in the tank room with a temperature of 67 degrees; please dress accordingly!