Dually Noted

Movies, dining and things to do / Spokane and North Idaho

Time for some … dodgeball

One of the funniest sports comedies to come along the past few years was “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story,” the 2004 movie that starred Vince Vaughan, Ben Stiller and a number of others. Turns out, Oz Fitness has its own version of the school-yard sport. On April 27-28, Oz will offer a dodgeball tournament for teams of six to 10 participants, with the grand prize being a trip for seven to the national finals in Las Vegas.

Admission is $15 per person. Teams are six on a side (at a time). For information, contact your local Oz Fitness location (or click here). Tell them Vince sent you.

Below: Scenes from the 2011 Oz Fitness championship game 2.

And … Action! Even that camera guy in the corner!

Just when we thought it was safe to go back into the theater, here comes a story from The National Post revealing that movies are … wait for it … fake! No, seriously. And some of them aren't even very good fakes. Movies such as “Gladiator.” Or “Pretty Woman.” Or even “Jurassic Park.”

But then maybe you alread knew that. As for me, I'm going back to television where things are far more believable.

Below: A YouTube collection of movie flubs.

Two to get ready, but this one for the show

I may be only fooling myself, but when I step onto the food court at River Park Square - often just before heading upstairs to a movie - I often stop by Ben & Jerry's to get a weight-conscious snack. No, I don't mean any of the ice cream or even frozen yogurt. But I do suffer from an addiction to the B&J Life's a Beach smoothie.

So, yeah, the thing isn't nearly as low-caloric as you might think. But it's delicious. And it certainly beats almost anything else you can get at the food court. Even most of Jared's sandwiches are more filling.

Marketing genius …

If you're looking for some duct tape, this little baby can be your for just $9.99 plus tax. Imagine how popular you'll by with all the tweens in your neighborhood.

It’s a Mad, Mad world …

Isn't it lovely?

Meet me at nYne, at 5. We'll celebrate all things Don and Peggy and Joan and all the rest of the MADness … it's a pre-func for tomorrow's premier. Squeeeee!!!

Stupid is as stupid does

Usually Mondays kind of suck. Not this Monday. Because for $5 you can spend a couple hours in the mind of Forrest Gump, a guy who knows how to make everything better … simply.

The Bing brings thisheartwarming film to the big screen on April 8 at 7. Plus they'll have beer, wine and snacks (not peas & carrots)  for sale. Take that, Monday. 

You'll find the Bing Crosby Theater at 901 W. Sprague, downtown.

Roger Ebert: 1942-2013

Roger Ebert, the longtime Chicago-based film critic, died today. He was 70 years old.

I'd be lying if I said that Ebert was a major influence on how I look at movies. I credit my film education to those who came before him, among them James Agee, Richard Schickel, Pauline Kael and, most of all, Manny Farber. I will admit, though, that anyone who has wrtten about, discussed or even thought about film over the past 30-odd years has been, in some way, affected by Ebert and his opinions.

Long before I even went to work for The Spokesman-Review, where I wrote film reviews between 1984 and 2009, I was familiar with Ebert. I ate up the Public Television show that he first did with fellow Chicago critic Gene Siskel, though I loathed the thumbs up/thumbs down school of reviewing that they popularized. I just loved seeing the movie clips and arguing at the screen when my own opinions diverged, as they so often did.

But I always respected him. He always took film seriously, even when he championed movies I couldn't stand or trashed films that I loved. And in this day of anybody-can-be-a-critic, he knew how to get at the truth of a film, to hold the filmmaker up to high standards, and to point the spotlight at something other than the Hollywood blockbuster of the moment.

I ran into Ebert twice. Once was at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles, during a press junket for Steven Spielberg's 1989 film “Always.” I walked into the press room and had to push past two short guys who were engaged in intense discussion. It was only afterward that I realized the two guys were Ebert and Spike Lee.

The other time was about a decade later, when I was making one of the annual treks that I made to Sundance for a decade. I was walking toward him on a Park City, Utah, sidewalk, and I decided to stop and introduce myself, to thank him for being an advocate for cinema. Then, when we were about 10 feet apart, he turned suddenly and walked across the street. Essentially shy myself, I didn't pursue. Opportunity missed.

And now he's gone. Others are still around. Anthony Lane, for example. Manohla Dargis and A.O. Scott. Kenneth Turan and Richard Corliss. But Ebert's passing ends an era.

I never got a change to tell him how important he was, how much he would be missed. That, I guess, is what I'm trying to do now.

It’s back

A couple of weeks ago I stopped into Trader Joe's to replenish my Hot & Sweet Pepper Jelly supply. I searched high and low. Finally I resorted to asking one of the always-friendly staff. He looked high and low, to no avail. Finally he resorted to asking the great and powerful guy sitting behind the desk. He told us the amazing jelly was only available during the holidays. What??? So I tried to convince them that the holidays happened all year … at the time we were only days away from St. Patrick's Day. Surely that's a holiday? Apparently not one worthy of a fresh supply. And then, yesterday, while I ran in to pick up a loaf of bread … there it was. A gloriously stocked shelf of the hot & sweet stuff. Just in time for Easter. Delicious and miraculous. 

Comfort food plus

One of the most fulfilling comfort foods on the planet? A grilled cheese sandwich. Know what's even better than that? A grilled cheese with bacon and grilled chicken. On this menu it's called the Chicken Sandwich. But it really is more like a grilled cheese with BACON and chicken. 

Get one at Famous Ed's, on the South Hill at the corner of 57th & Regal.

Drink local.

It's good for you and that's No~Li.

You'll find No~Li brews at your favorite local grocery (if you don't find it there, you need to get a new favorite local grocery). And you can always find a cold pint at the bewhouse…1003 E. Trent.

Rethink. Re-use. Reee-diculously cool.

Loving these repurposed soda bottle glasses. In my house, they shall be used to drink wine.

Find your own at Sun People Dry Goods, at the northeast corner of Seconds and Browne, downtown.

If only I had a Red Stripe

First open-air lunch of the season yesterday, in Browne's Addition. Chicken curry on rice & peas from Jamaican Jerk Pan. Ya, Mon.

Le Big Mac

FROM THE BING'S FACEBOOK FEED:

Today is Quentin Tarantino's 50th Birthday! Come celebrate by watching “Pulp Fiction” at the Bing tonight. 7pm, in HD and surround sound. Only $5.

That's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10 …

Make sure to take the Kubrick odyssey

One of my favorite directors is Stanley Kubrick. Big surprise there. Anyone who has a scintilla of movie sense feels the same. I mean, you can have varying opinions about Kubrick (I, for one, think he had far more of a visual sense than he always had control over his plot points), but you can't deny that his best films — “Dr. Strengelove,” “2001: A Space Odyssey,” “A Clockwork Orange” and so on — were powerful and influential and definitely worthy of belonging on any list of the greatest films ever made.

So, I was happy to head to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (which goes under the bizarre acronym of LACMA) to see the special Kubrick exhibit. The filmmaker's whole career was outlined, from his first barely-better-than-amateur efforts to his final flawed effort, 1999's “Eyes Wide Shut.”

Movies clips, essays, testimonials, display of costumes and screenplay representations, all give evidence to the man's genius (yeah, sure, a word that is thrown around all too often but in this case applies).

The exhibit has been up since Nov. 1 and will run through June 30. If you've planning a trip to L.A., you chould check it out. Movie fans especially won't regret it.

The Magic Kingdom is pricey … duh

You can go to Disneyland (or Disney World) as many times in your life as you can afford. But you can go for the first time only once. And when you do, it's best either to be a child or be with a child. And I was with two of them when we battled the crowds in Anaheim to ride with Dumbo, meet a bevy of princesses, tour the Jungle Cruise, eat overpriced hot dogs (and cotton candy), not to mention meet Mickey and Minnie in all their splendor.

The two tickets above cost a total of $187, for one adult and one 4-year-old (the near-2-year-old was free). After I found a defibrillator, I pulled out my American Express card, gulped and proceeded to hand it over. And a good time was had by all.

After our nine-hour adventure, we were already making plans for next year. Or maybe the year after that. It'll take me that long to pay off my Amex so that I can load it up again.

Thanks, Walt. I know you died relatively young. Now I know why.

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